I fuckin' hate em'. They dumb it down for the easily confused. Like some kind of "road sign" for the emotionally retarded on the highway of ambiguity. Directing me to feel a certain way or to laugh out loud when I don't feel like it. Be gone emoticon! You nauseate me so!
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ReplyDeleteGreat rant. It had all the essential elements: swearing, overreaction,non sequitors, now I'm mad too! <:(
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ReplyDeleteActually, I'm glad you cleared up this Emoticon thing, 'cuz I had always thought it was referring to the Emoticons from Star Trek(you know the ones from Episode 36, "Trouble with Tribbles").
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