Dear Professional Athletes,
Please stop doing that annoying thing you do every time you get a score , or a touchdown or something. You know, the thing you do where you point up to the sky, presumably to ME, and are all like, "yeah, you my home-boy God, You 'da Man"! I really HATE that! I mean, I did Invent sport and all, professional and amateur, and I do enjoy a good game of ball now and then. But, I mean, I DO have other things going on. There's this war going on, and a really big Hurricane season, if you haven't heard. There's this Bird Flu thing I'm trying to avert, and that Osama Bin Ladin, Jeepers Creepers, what a handful! I don't have the time to be pointing and high-fiving every time you do what you are payed millions of dollars to do. I am NOT your Dog, Dog!
So just relax. "Gooood Joooob"! There, are you happy? Now I've got a Democracy to help establish in the Middle East. Enjoy your game.
Sincerely,
God Almighty
This seems to be one of those popular comedic devices I've never really bought into. God as busy CEO type. I guess the premise is just wrong. I mean, if the cat created the universe in 7 days I just can't picture him being too busy for . . . . way to suck the comedy from the room Daddy!
ReplyDeleteNow maybe you could suck the Suck out of the room. My bad, not each one can be a gem. But, IF I were God, that thing would really bug me.
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