Thursday, February 08, 2007

Celebrity Haiku Vol.#89: "Ripped from the Headlines"



Flyyyyy me to the Mooon...

And Let me Liiiive among the Stars...

DIE You Lesbo Bitch!!!

-Cpt. Lisa Nowak

2 comments:

  1. Anonymous3:53 PM GMT-5

    Or maybe.....

    I have to go pee

    I really have to go pee

    Drive! Drive! Drive! Drive! Drive!

    2-D

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  2. Anonymous8:22 PM GMT-5

    Very nice-you stayed within the syllabic structure of Haiku; and funny!

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