Considering the impending birthday of Founding Editor Bigfoot Chester, this might be an apropos present, considering how many birthday spankings it'll require to count.
Oh Pleeeeease BFC, With all the spankings required for your birthday the machine would surely break down or run out of power half way through! You'll have to come up with a more creative way to get those spankings! Perhaps you could walk through one of those car washes (not the touchless kind thou...that would be senseless!)
Yep, the only good part about growing older is that you get a better spanking.
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Oh Pleeeeease BFC,
ReplyDeleteWith all the spankings required for your birthday the machine would surely break down or run out of power half way through! You'll have to come up with a more creative way to get those spankings! Perhaps you could walk through one of those car washes (not the touchless kind thou...that would be senseless!)
Happy (Early)Birthday!
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