Joke of the Week

Three old men, let's call them Tom, Kirk and Marc, are sitting around the Old Folk's Home, talking about funerals, and what they would want people to say at THEIR funeral. Tom said, he wanted people to say he was a great humanitarian and left the world a better place to live. Kirk said he wanted people to say he was a true family man and was loyal to his friends. After considerable thought, ol' Marc said..." at MY funeral, I want people to say...'Holy shit, look at him, he's moving' !!!".