Submitted by my old work friend Heather, who still happens to be a stinky girlA man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly. The man slept in the upper bunk and the woman slept in the lower. At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold. "
"I have a better idea," the woman replied." Just for tonight, let's just pretend that we're married." "Wow! That's a great idea! " he exclaimed! "Good, " she replied... "Get your own God-damned blanket, you lazy bastard." After a stunned moment of silence, the man farted.
Sounds like it to me...
BFC
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