So this tough and scruffy looking dude goes into a fancy restaurant on the Ritzy side of town. He walks in dressed in jeans and a Polo shirt. The Maitre de gives him an up down look and snootily says, "Sir, this restaurant is Suit and Tie only. If you want to dine, you must wear a suit and tie'. So the guy goes out to his car and rummages through his back seat, pulls out a dirty, wrinkled jacket and comes back in. The Maitre de says once again, 'Sir you need to wear a suit AND a tie if you want to sup at this fine establshment'. So the big dude goes back out to his car, grabbles around in his trunk and pulls out a pair of jumper cables. He puts them around his neck, ties a perfect Windsor knot and sashays back into the restaurant. The Maitre de, now incredulous, looks at the scruff insolently, but finally says, 'okay, Sir, you are now technically wearing a suit and, I guess a tie. I'm going to let you in......
(wait for it)
...But don't go startin' anything'!!
Get it?! ... dont' 'start'...he he whoooo...
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