Submitted by Chip from Orrington, who is busy practicing his Turkey calls as we speak.
Two ladies talking in heaven:
1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.
2nd woman: Hi! I'm Kelly. How'd you die?
1st woman: I Froze to Death.
2nd woman: How Horrible!
1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you ?
2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
1st woman: So, what happened?
2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went t hrough every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive.
2 comments:
Why is this funny?!
Smokes are expensive and unless my Dad is buying them he'd better make sure mine aren't going to get crushed when he mounts me.
Plump and Juicy in the County.
Actually...I like the brunette on the left...nice ass...and what-not....what's her name?...wait a minute....I already got that...what's her game....oooops...got that, too....Hey! Anybody goin' to Vegas?....Huh???? WHO farted? Jackme....She's gone....damn you...here I go...and you know...how I hate to run...damn! Ha Ha Ha Anyway...who farted???...I just LOVE the brew-nets! By the way...are you still married and blissful?...Blissful, I hope! ;-) Damn I have been blissful, at least, 300 times....but barely married....Blissfull works for me...Love you brother! Smile! ;-)
Mr. HF
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