As the distinguished Senator from Massachusetts prepares to throw out the first pitch at Fenway Park last week, he ponders his long, illustrious career and coins the latest of our celebrity haiku. He is spartan in his implementation of the ancient Japanes verse and us Mass-holes love him for it.
Where the Hell am I
Who the Hell is the Black guy?
Mary Jo Ka-who?!
-Senator Edward Kennedy
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