Winner, Winner, Chicken Dinner

It's a Photo-Finish! The winners of our 1st annual SBL#178 'Essay Contest' are 'Muddah' and 'Toody'. Both earned equal points for brevity. Additionally, 2-D used the word Beer 7 times, which was excellent, and Muddah employed the concept of his wife taking a Lesbian Lover for tittilating effect. Congratultions, you two. Your CD is on the way. Thanks for Blogging the Sufferin' Bastard way!

I(1) really(2) didn't(3) do(4) all(5) that(6) much(7) that(8) was(9) fun(10).
To(11) make(12) it(13) even(14) worse(15) I(16) didn't(17) have(18) much(19) time(20) to(21) drink(22) beer(23).

The(24)kids(25)...

half way there..take a breather...

did(26) have(27) a(28) good(29) time(30) this(31)summer(32).
They(33) spent(34) most(35) of(36) their(37) days(38) in(39) pools(40).

pant pant..must continue..10 more to go...I

(41) was(42) hoping(43)Karin(44) would(45) find(46) a(47) lesbian(48)lover(49).

Done(50) .

Muddah




I'm sitting here drinking a BEER and pondering what I did over my Summer vacation....(15)Those who

know me, know that this (me drinking a BEER) is in fact, a crying shame........ (32)They know that I

only like the first sip of a BEER. This is of course not a dainty sip of.......(53)BEER, but it is most

certainly a waste of BEER! Anyhooo....I do digress. Since I have.......(70)proper homage to the word

BEER and have at least fifty words I'll get to my point............(86)What I did on my Summer

vacation......I drove over 600 arduous miles to theIsland of ....(103)Cape Breton, Nova Scotia. My

main purpose for going to this fine Island, you ask?.........(118)Why it was to find and buy some

delicious Alexander Keith's BEER for myBrother Jack!(126)

Toody