Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Celebrity Haiku Volume #13: A-Roid Edition

How can you tell if a baseball player is lying about steroids? Their lips are moving. It's been a while, but here tp present his take on the ancient oriental form of poetry is Alex Rodriguez, Erstwhile Hall of Famer and hated Yankee.Really, Alex, what really happened...

I was young and dumb

My cousin injected me

I am the Walrus

-Alex Rodriguez

right...coo coo ca choo...


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