So there was this guy standing out in the front of Ceasar's Palace in Las Vegas. He had a big tin cup in his hand. He was shaking the cup and shouting to passers by, 'please sir or madam, my wife needs a critical heart operation. She may die if she doesn't have the operation. Please give any money you can'. The dude was actaually out in front of a Casino panhandling for money for his sick wife. So, eventually this guy comes up to him and says, 'hey Mac, how do I know you aren't going to take any money I give you and go right back into that casino and spend it on gambling'?
The guy looks him in the eye and says.....
(wait fooooor it.....)
'Oh, I already GOT me gamblin' money'
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