Sunday, March 12, 2006

Honest Abe says, "HEY YOU! YOU'RE FIRED!"



Four score and seven years ago, Big Foot Chester set out upon Red Sox Nation to create a new Blog, conceived in drunkenness, and dedicated to the proposition that all babes should be buns-up kneelin'! Now we are engaged in a great Civil War, testing whether that Big Foot Chester, or ANY Chester so conceived and drunken, can survive. We are met upon a great barfield of that war. They will not long remember what we blog here. But they will long remember what He drank here. Rather it is for us to be drunken, to rededicate ourselves to the proposition that all Heads are created Large, and that Drunkenness, Mendacity, and Lustiness -- of the Chester, for the Chester, and by the Chester, shall not perish from the earth.

And so on.

LISTEN:
Surviving fans of the band "Strange Brew" may find wistful recollections of playing with the band in the "There from Here" column on the front page of the C section of today's (Sunday, March 12) Morning Sentinel and Kennebec Journal. There is in this tear-jerking piece, in fact, a fleeting reference to one "Big Head Jack" who resembles Big Head Chester in all things except name.

If you are very good I will try to remember to post the very column in this very space in upcoming moments.

For now, a big tip of the STOVEPIPE to Honest Chester, who is SEVEN YEARS OLD TODAY! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LITTLE FELLA!

with love,

Jenny the Giant

1 comment:

bigfoot chester said...

Thanks Jenny-

Hey, Stovepipe, that reminds me, that was my old college knick-name.