Submitted by BFC's witty Sister 2-D (Guest Jokester)
This guy was lonely and so he decided life would be more fun if he had a pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet. After some discussion he finally bought a centipede, (you know, a little 100 legged bug), which came in a small white box to use for his house. He took the box home, found a good location for it, and decided he would start off by taking his new pet to the bar for a drink. So he asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to Frank's place with me and have a beer?" But there was no answer from his new pet. This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked him again, a bit louder and more clear, "How about going to the bar and having a drink with me?" But again there was no answer from his new friend and pet. So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation. He decided to ask him one more time, this time putting his face up against the centipede's house and shouting, "Hellooooo, in there! Little Feller!? Would you like to go to Frank's place and have a drink with me!?"
Then a little voice came out of the box and sez:
(wait foooor it)
"I heard you the first time! I'm putting on my fucking shoes."
(bah-dum-rimshot!)
5 comments:
Now I thought that was funny- So I told it to the kids on the way to school this morning and all 3 just sat there and stared at me. To early ? bad delivery? dumb-ass kids? who knows but it flopped.
it's a very sophisticated joke, I'll grant ya', but I got it, so who knows?
My kids just laffed when I sed the eff-word part of the punch line. I don't think they fully appreciated the nature of the
centipedes prediciment.
Hey, a laffs a laff I'll take what I can get.
Love when 2d brings the comedy gold!
Yep, she's money!
Thanx boyz.....I didn't know it wuz gonna be blogged but sure hope yez liked it! 2-D
PS Svea got the joke so it must have been the delivery (Muddah)
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