'When the Revolution Happens'...(Vol.#1)

1. Dr. Phil will immediately be shot

2. Nobody in Needham Heigts, Massachusetts will be allowed to drive a Hummer.

3. Everyone in Jackman Maine will drive a Hummer.

4. The National Anthem will be changed to 'Finnegan's Wake'.

5. The first day of open-water fly-fishing will be declared a national holiday.

6. Garbage guys will be paid like Doctors.

7. You will only be allowed to but a Fender Telecaster if you can play a Fender Telecaster.

8. There will be revenue sharing in Baseball.

9. Pamela Lee-Rock-Anderson's Boobies will be declared a national historic landmark.

10. Three words: 'President Iggy Pop'.

Remember: 'the Revolution will come by ignoring the competition out of existence'.