Thursday, February 08, 2007

Celebrity Haiku Vol.#89: "Ripped from the Headlines"



Flyyyyy me to the Mooon...

And Let me Liiiive among the Stars...

DIE You Lesbo Bitch!!!

-Cpt. Lisa Nowak

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Or maybe.....

I have to go pee

I really have to go pee

Drive! Drive! Drive! Drive! Drive!

2-D

Anonymous said...

Very nice-you stayed within the syllabic structure of Haiku; and funny!