You may be a Sufferin' Bastard if you used one of these top 5 excuses for forgetting to get your spouse a Valentine's Day gift last week:
1. I was going to send you 20,000 Red Roses, but the Democratically controlled Senate voted it down.
2. I had a lovely diamond necklace picked out for you, but at the last minute, Iraqi insurgents ruined everything.
3. I had to go to the Bahmas to supply a DNA sample to see if I was Anna-Nicole Smith's baby's father.
4. I was brokering a deal to get the Police back together for the Grammies.
5. Global Warming?...
No comments:
Post a Comment