"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy"

-Benny Franklin

St. Paul's Letter to the Irish of South Boston

Beer is patient, Beer is kind. It is not jealous, Beer is not pompous, it is not inflated,

it is not rude, it does not seek its own interests, it is not quick-tempered, it does not brood over injury,

it does not rejoice over wrongdoing but rejoices with the truth.

It bears all things, believes all things, hopes all things, endures all things.

Beer never fails. If there are prophecies, they will be brought to nothing; if tongues, they will cease; if knowledge, it will be brought to nothing.

For we know partially and we prophesy partially,

but when the Beer comes, the partial will pass away.

When I was a child, I used to drink as a child, think as a child, reason as a child; when I became a man, I put aside childish things.

At present we see indistinctly, as in a mirror, but then face to face. At present I know partially; then I shall know fully, as I am fully known.

So faith, hope, Beer remain, these three; but the greatest of these is Beer.