Actually a true story:
Me and Muddah are walking down the street. He sees this ol' dog lying down on the grass, licking his balls. Old Muddah sez, "man, I sure wish I could do that". So I sez to him,... (punchline coming)... "don't you think you should pet 'im first or something so he don't bite you"?
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Do you know the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish wake?
One less drunk!
Oh veeeery funny, making fun of my Irish heritage. How do you think that makes me feel?.... Like having a DRINK, by the Jesus, that's what!
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