Don't Call Me Dude

You can Call me Buddy,You can Call Me Mack,You Can Call Me Bigfoot,

You Can Call Me Jack, just don't Call Me Dude
Don't You Call Me Dude
Don't Call Me dude, cause if You Do, I get's as Evil as a Man Can be.

You Can Call me the Govenor, You Can Call Me Hoss,
You Can Call Me the Commsihner, You can call me the Boss
Just don't Call Me Dude, don't call me dude
Don't dude me dude, cause if you do, I get's as evil as a man can be.

You can call me Slimmy, you can call me Red,
Call me Sir, or any name instead,
Just don't call me dude,don't you call me dude,
You call me dude, I think that's rude, n'I get's as evil as a man can be.

I ain't ridin' the range, ain't got no ten-gallon hat,
My spurs ain't janglin', I ain't wearing no chaps,
So don't call me dude, don't you ca-a-a-l me dude.
If you dude me dude, and put me in the mood,
I get's as evil as a man can be.