"Double Your Pleasure" Celebrity Haiku of the Week

In the interest of political Fairness (if, by fair, you mean the false dichotomy of the archaic two-party system...ahem), this weeks Celebrity Haiku is strictly Bi-Partisan. With the Republican Administration's expression of the ancient Oriental Verse form is President George W. Bush. With the Democratic response is Party Chairman, Howard "Gonzo" Dean. Let it be noted that Ralph Nader was not invited to the 'Slam'. God Bless America.