If you are wondering if you are old and lame enough to enjoy this B'log, take the following short test your normative generational pop culture aptitiude alignment.
Q.1 "Nattering Nabobs of Negativism", refers to:
A. a Post-Punk Rock band of the late 80's
B. Democrats, according to Rush Limbaugh
C. a quote from Spiro T. Agnew, former illustrious Vice-President to Tricky Dick Nixon
Q.2 Witchipoo is the Protagonist from which of the following:
A. H.R. Pufinstuf
B. HMS Pinafore
C. Mutiny on the Hms Bounty
Q.3 Which of the following is not, or ever was, member of the Rolling Stones:
A. Keith
B. Ringo
C. Justin
D. Enrice
E. Dick Dastardly
Q.4 Captain Caveman was a spin-off from what beloved TV series:
A. Scooby-Doo
B. All in the Family
C. Dharma and Greg
D. The Electric Company
E. Wacky Racers
Q.5 Your earliest and most painful Red Sox memory is:
A. Johnny Pesky holding the ball
B. Tony Conigliaro's beanballed fractured skull
C. The Big Red Machine '75
D. Bucky F***in' Dent '78
E. Mookie F****in' Wilson '86
F. Aaron F***in' Boone '03
G. 'man, I still can't believe they let Damon go to the Yankees'
Q.6 Finish the following: "Chinese, Japanese, Dirty Knees,....
A. ... I know you are, but what am I"?
B. ...Talk to the hand"
C. ...Look at these"
D. ...Have you seen THESE"
Q7 You remember exactly where you were when you found out:
A. JFK was shot
B. JR Ewing was shot
C. Kurt Cobain was shot
D. Tupac was shot
E. ...how about Lincoln,...anybody?
Q.8 Which of the following bands derive their name from a Dickens novel:
A. Lothar and the Hand People
B. Uriah Heep
C. Wham
D. Black-Eyed Peas
Q.9 The Theme song for your Senior Prom was:
A. Color my World
B. Cain't Touch This
C. Dream On
D. Stacy's Mom has Got it Goin' on
Q.10 "Kung-Fu Grip" refers to what:
A. a Game-Boy induced cramping of the forearms
B. 1974 Porno Movie starring Ron Jeremy
C. 'Hand-Action' feature of certain G.I. Joe Action Figures
D. Hong Kong Flu
If you answered 'YES' to any of these questions, you may be a Sufferin' Bastard. Welcome in Brether'n.
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2 comments:
If you answered "yes" to any of these multiple choice questions chances are pretty swell you're a fucking moron.
You may be a fan of Jeff Foxunworthy.
That was the funny part, you see, answering yes to a multiple choice ques.... (oh, I see what he's saying...that's not funny)...aaahhh NUTS...
any way, non illegitimi corrundum
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